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smallfry
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Post subject: Is Great  Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 6:46 pm |
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On a regular basis. 
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Hiwayman
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 8:38 pm |
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It's like the story I heard of this woman who was filling out a job app. It said, "Sex" with two boxes, one for male, one for female. She crossed em both out and wrote "occassionally".
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Vagabond
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Post subject: Re: Is Great Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 9:42 pm |
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smallfry wrote: On a regular basis. you ride a harley..... the original high $$ high powered vibrator....you shouldnt have any problem gettng laid any time you want, day or night
hell, when i hit the prowl in the summer, i gotta damn near beat them off of the back of my skoot _________________ President
United Bikers Of Northern California
Shasta County California F Troop
"For those men who have hunted other armed men and enjoyed it, life has no greater adventure"
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 3:05 am |
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Vag's right.
Them juices get flowin' when they see a man & his machine.
They are always hittin on my machine. ooooh Can I sit on it?
I always get a kick when they burn there leg on the hot drag pipes.
One bitch, I warned her three fucking times about the hot pipes, & she
still burned her bare leg on the hot exaust. & she wasn't even a blond.
& then there are the ones that know there shit... "Hey nice Pan"
"How many Cubes you got?" "what rake you got on that springer?"
"What cam grind ya runnin'?"
"solids. or hydraulics?"
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 6:31 am |
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ARGHHH!
Where are these ladies ???
I am applying for US Visa right away 
The roads here are so bad no chick wants the dirt & dust on their pretty faces and also ruin their hair. Others are just shit scared the way I zigzag trhough traffic.
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smallfry
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 9:05 am |
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Quote: hell, when i hit the prowl in the summer, i gotta damn near beat them off of the back of my skoot
VAG,
Shit! I think im going to bic my head!
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 11:59 am |
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My OL is a 28 year old red head. Do the math. I don't know, but maybe I'm just funny looking. I don't have any chicks asking me for rides. They all seem to be hanging with the RUBs with all the chrome and cute clothes. Maybe, Dickies and beaters aren't their style. Of course, Yuppie broads aren't mine either.
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 1:53 am |
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I hear ya One Eye, they don't flock to me either. Maybe our bikes are ugly or we just smell bad. 
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Lucky
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Post subject: Fuck that Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 7:34 pm |
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Never met one that didn't have ulterior motives. LTR
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 7:43 pm |
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Usually too high maintainence.
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 9:38 pm |
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If it goes between your legs, It will 100% positively, & most certainly
be High Maintenance, Guaranfuckinteed.
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Vagabond
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 6:30 pm |
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smallfry
havent you ever noticed at the rallies that the most uglist fucking bald bikers are the ones who get all the 18-21 year old hard bodies hotties?
Lairdog
i feel ya on the hot pipes thing. i had this one hottie one time that begged me for a ride. i warned her several times about the hot pipes, and even made her repeat it back to me. the day i went to give her a ride, she came out braless wearing daisy dukes and a t shirt and sandles. i again warned her about the hot ass pipes ( i even spit on the fuckers so she could see the sizzle!)....ill be god damed if she didnt stick her freaking leg to the fucker...i mean literally STUCK it. i had to literally scrape the skin off when i got home.....to this day, she has about the worst pipe scar ive ever seen ( still got my pipe smoked though..lol)
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 7:56 pm |
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2write...........that's the long way around................Just cross back and forth through Mexico. Less if any paperwork............... 
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 4:50 pm |
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WOW, try being a chick...who has a solo seat...at a bar...and some kinko wanna be guy asks you for a ride! OK...I have passenger pegs...and it's funnier then shit to feel them sliding off the fender at a light! (Sometimes they forget their manners and grab a tit for storage or something...)
I've done that to 3 guys...actually lost one of em at a light...(He even had to catch his balls on my licence plate in order to fall off...) I stopped...hollered back at him...he answered he was fine...and I said "OK see ya...told ya to hold on..." Cracks me up when a guy asks me for a ride...
I also get chicks asking...if I know em...sure...if not...I try to introduce them to someone else...not gonna have no chicks trying to rip a tit off my chest....just don't seem right for some reason.
MM
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